____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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