Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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