It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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