As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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