If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I still have a little drunk in my system
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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