Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
We have so much sex to catch up on
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
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