This phone does not accept mass texts. Try again.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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