Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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