problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i would punch a child for taco bell
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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