we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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