I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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