One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
We don't watch enough power rangers
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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