fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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