So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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