I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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