Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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