I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
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