East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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