Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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