do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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