worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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