So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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