actually, I'm a sock model
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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