im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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