I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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