pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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