I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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