She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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