I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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