I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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