turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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