Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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