lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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