I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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