mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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