at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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