I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Randomize
