You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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