Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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