Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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