he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
They have beer where we have blood.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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