Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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