what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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