it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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