Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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