i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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