We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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