Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
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So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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