I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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