Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
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