Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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