: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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