I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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