After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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