you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
There are leaves in my underwear?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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